Elton

The BEST kind of friend a person could have.

Everyone needs an Elton in their life.

by ImaniRose March 7, 2023

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Elton Jo Leroy

the best friend anyone could wish for......

Elton Jo Leroy is my best friend

by s.kartha July 4, 2024

Elton

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I know Elton would have my back no matter what.

by There can only be one February 5, 2025

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Eltonite

A passionate fan of the artist Elton John, the term originating in Elton John fan club newsletters during the early-mid 1970s.

“Eltonites are crazy, man. What do you mean you can tell what year a photo of Elton John is from just by glancing at it?”

by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 7, 2025