elder

Someone who is old enough to not know wtf they are talking about

He’s one of our elders, he doesn’t know anything about the Hulk

by whoopser March 31, 2019

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

Elder Steave

Elder Steave is a being of the Higher Council, along with the Groogleman. He is an expert blacksmith, able to build anything.

Elder Steave is building weapons for the Groogleman

by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 16, 2020

Elder gamer

A gamer that has been gaming at least since the days of the Nintendo entertainment system. Or a gamer over the age of 40.

He played Super Mario Bros. when it came out. He’s an elder gamer!

by Digipunk June 4, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

elder booby

A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.

Elder booby is a mess!

by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 16, 2017

Tinder elder

Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.

Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.

Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.

Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.

by anonymous September 10, 2021