ege akyoldaş

a super ordinary regular everyday normal guy with god complex. defines himself as a child in a man's body and has the potential to bring thousands like nietzsche to their knees with his magnificent aphorisms. genius of the last twenty decades. going to be the total abstainer gamer of kokomo in the next nine years.

x: Oh my god! Is that Troy Bolton smoking pot?
r: Him? Nah, he's ege akyoldaş!

by rnabyc December 14, 2021

EGS

EGS is an acronym for Epic Gamer Syndrome. Epic Gamer Syndrome is the syndrome in which you are an epic gamer.

Johnathan: Bro, I was diagnosed with EGS today...
Bob: What's EGS?
Johnathan: Epic Gamer Syndrome, dude.

by BubbaJuice October 9, 2021

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

eg money

a rapper, producer and songwriter best known for "pizza on the beatsa" and "sweet scuba Steve"

"did you hear eg money's new track?"
"yeah it was kinda fire"

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

EG

Short for Eva Gould Girl with a broken body

Omg, you're being such an EG.

Your arm is EG nbroken

by BFGICBB February 10, 2020

Ege

A 22 year-old, super attractive philosopher who is just about to publish his PhD thesis about his groundbreaking dimensions-theory. He is in a long-term M&M commitment with two amazingly smart and hot chicks. Always down for some sarcasm and that’s what she said jokes. However, he is extremely popular and difficult to reach since his phone-line is always busy. All in all, a nutritious guy - 10 out of 10 recommend to date!

“I met this holy fucking amazing, funny, intelligent and stunning guy on Bumble - He’s just an Ege!”

by pplestudent May 20, 2022

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by nukewales March 9, 2024