Dutch Water Wheel

A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.

Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."

by Cryogenic April 29, 2015

Text Ditching

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety

Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me

by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009

Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009

ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.

Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

by Some guy1 September 3, 2012

Ditching Chain

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.

"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."

by Bilox January 13, 2010

dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

by wichita February 9, 2008