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Oreo Dunking

When a black man penetrates a white man's anus.
Person 1: Where's Kyle?
Person 2: He's probably oreo dunking Casey.
Person 1: Fucking thanks for putting that image in my head.
by D1sc November 8, 2016
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Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.
Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.
by Gratewon September 25, 2017
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Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
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Dunking

To dunk is to jump in the air and stretch your shirt bottom out, landing over someones head so that they unsuspectingly land inside your shirt front. This is best done with hoodies and loose fitting tees.
Matt dunked me so hard the other day it hurt my neck.

What happened to Jay?

He got arrested for dunking midgets in Liberty Village.
by Dunkmaster86 April 11, 2011
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During

A very uptight, snobby way to refer to sex.
by Kyli Ivory Rouge September 19, 2015
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two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
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douche dining

Dining where the word "value" cannot be used in any meaningful way.

Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.

Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).

Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.

If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
The receptionist seems to be doing a lot of douche dining recently. Guess the boss really likes her performance in bed.

Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..

For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.

See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.

Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
by Slammer111 October 17, 2013
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