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Douchebagosphere

A parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.

One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.
John: "What is up with that caustic person over there?"
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."
by Spastictard November 4, 2017
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Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.
Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.
by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018
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Douchebaguette

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette
by Afuckingoddpieceofshit June 17, 2018
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Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.
by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
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douchebagot

A mix of the word Douchebag and Faggot, there is no set definition, you will know when to use it though.
Hey look at the annoying chinese kid, he is such a douchebagot!
by ParalizedDOG June 17, 2022
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douchebagel

See that dude, he's just a fuckin douchebagel.
by Spooky dork girl October 15, 2022
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