douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

Douchecanoe

A person who is just the biggest bag o' dicks. And who claim their dick is the biggest, but a very afraid of rulers.📏

Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.

by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

douchecanoe

a crappy person
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable

"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"

by salsworth January 18, 2023