Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Divorce Club

Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.

Divorce Club A start of a new life.

by Richie Damore September 23, 2016

Divorce buddy

A no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullshit that comes with being fucked over by the ex.

How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)

by Ronnie_Stacey June 27, 2016

Arbys Divorce

When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder

Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?

Person2: yeah that was my joke.

Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.

by Arbyshimself August 3, 2023

Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information

I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.

by The Fighting English August 30, 2022

divorce trio

The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.

Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio

by Lizard_scales April 24, 2022