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Vothm's Disease

A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'
I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..
by Mikeywood May 8, 2013
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trunks disease

When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.
Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.

Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
by trunkdaddy December 4, 2010
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Minx Disease

A disease for whenever someone spells something incorrect, or is a typo, because minx can’t fucking spell she spreads the disease
“got dwmn, FUCK, minx disease, fuck you minx!”
by Fuckburg May 4, 2022
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leo disease

definition: leo disease (le-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannot spell correctly to save their life;

The stages of leo disease include:
Stage 1 “I am siting on the chair
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauor”
Stage 4 “yiam surtibng ont jskehe chor”
Stage 5 Unreadable

The disease usually spreads from person to person, and there’s no known cure.
person 1: “i cjaknt du anthbing”
person 2: “u have the leo disease dawg oh shit
by Anonymous3455665678 February 9, 2021
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lobster disease

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
by jray November 27, 2012
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Dalek's Disease

Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.
"Damage, do you have dalek?"

-Wazuk

"Yes, I have dalek's disease."

-dalek
by dalek1111 June 20, 2021
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Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.
Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease
by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021
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