Dictator

A guy who spectates dicks.

"DUDE! STOP BEING A DICTATOR! GET UR EYES OF MY WONG!"

by Klep Dawg March 25, 2009

Dictatorship

Dictatorship is a form of government where the leader of the country owns all of its citizens and their souls. Dictatorship kicks ass and it works, unlike communism. No hippies, no feminazi's, no bullshit, and if there is, they'll either go to another fucking country or be sentenced to death by firing squad. Depending on your dictator, you can live with peace and tranquility, or live a life of fear, or a live of poverty but either way, you take the shit without any complaining, unless you want to die that is.

I'm going to be a dictator when I grow up, and I'll end poverty...but I'll endorse the death penalty. Dictatorship

by King Of Jing August 1, 2006

Dictator clout

A variation of the clout. Basically a backhand, but with a different name. Always done across the face. So called because it's the sort of thing a dictator would do if someone displeased him, before having him fed to his tigers.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.

- I dictator clouted yo ass
- Fool!
- Argh, you bastard! Arhhhh!

by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.

I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.

by John's Smith's February 28, 2017

dictatize

Addicted to the dick. Usually a specific dick.

Kate: “damn Susan you dictatized over josh.”
Susan: “he can do no wrong with a dick that good.”

by MadamJedi December 28, 2017