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Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.
She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw
by ForsakenExile October 17, 2012
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Digger Nick

Be good or Digger Nick won't bring presents this year!
by M.O. July 27, 2006
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Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
by thedream75 June 15, 2010
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juice digger

A juice digger is a man or woman that just dates them because they are popular or have street cred.
I think she is a into me because she is a juice digger .
by Boss de la Boss January 23, 2017
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numb digger

a digger who suffers from ligma so therefore is numb
tyrone is a numb digger. LOL XD
by ItsEatHam May 6, 2021
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Diggernick

A somewhat witty way to avoid banhammers in online games yet still be perceived as a coolkid.

Mainly used in World of Warcraft where it is particularly hard to use and maintain an offensive name.

I was forced to namechange after exactly 32 days. It was fun while it lasted.
Diggernick says: HI guise!
Arthasthekingslayer says: Oh my lord, reported!
Diggernick says: where the white women at?
by Niggadique June 6, 2011
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Dingle-Berry Rejects

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
by kunawaro December 10, 2010
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