National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Dick Cheese

Creamy, Disgusting ass shit on uncut guys. You a nasty ass nigga if you have it

Hey, Did you here what happened to Sheila? She went over to blow Anthony and got a mouth of dick cheese.

by The_Streets Inc. November 12, 2020

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024