The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

Musty Queef Detection

shhhhh

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023

Detective Fierce

A fierce detective.

How's it going, Detective Fierce?

Slay me at the slaytion which a transvestigation, Detective Fierce!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

detective board thingy

the board that has push pins and red string. it is commonly used in context with detectives and stuff.

I saw them use a detective board thingy on the show "Blue Bloods".

by slay... i guess December 28, 2023

Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 25, 2024

LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.

Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.

by axis32 April 16, 2023

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019