Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

Final Destination

a movie franchise i will never watch. i saw a bit of the first one and it.. it just SUCKS!! and it makes me TOO scared. and why do they ALL die in freak accidents?? DIE NORMALLY! if makes me SO mad that i even THINK about this franchise at all. i hope i never develop an interest of it.

tiktok algorithm: final destination bloodlines is very good!
marley: ALL THEY DO IS DIE!!!!

by teambluuu September 5, 2025

Final Destinationing

To kill someone by means of something falling off of your vehicle

This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.

by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022

Destinee

Thickest ass in the 217. Pussy is top-tier. The head is astronomical. Pretty asf.

Did you meet the new girl?
Oh Destinee, yeahhhhhh.

by milflover202 April 24, 2023

Destinee

Someone who is party pooper

Destinee is a party pooper

by Richard 101 April 2, 2024

Destination FUCKED

The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by

Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right

Yea so I went to Toby's house and his mum headed for destination FUCKED

by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019

Destinee

Destinee is a very outgoing human. She wants anything and everything her way. She is nice to those she dosen't really know. She can become a fake friend. She is someone who needs to focus on being a better human. Although she struggles in her family household. So never be to aggressive with her. Always try to be on her good side or don't be on any.

Lily: destinee is causing so much drama

Zach: she has had a rough day

by Sis529 March 18, 2020