Derping

Being scared and coughing.

Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.

by Le French Man December 03, 2020

Derping

Coughing while scared.

"I was mid-cough when the character scared me; really had me derping."

"Don't watch scary movies while sick or you might end up derping."

by SynSay December 04, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing at the same time

Callmekevin was derping so much in his last video!

by Niamhwaite December 03, 2020

Berp a derp derp

A phrase used to express emotion, typically confusion or happiness.

Suzie: "I just love ice skating!"
Johnny: "Berp a derp derp! What?"

by YoGrannmotha August 28, 2010

Derp

To have a retarded face, or expression causing others to find it funny, creepy or just plain stupid.

Ex. 1 Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of derp because of the faces she makes.

Ex. 2 "I'm bored."
"Me too."
*Awkward silence.*
"Derp."
"Yeah..."

Ex. 3 Jennifer Lawrence Queen of Derp trended on Twitter worldwide. (FACT)

by Swim-on-and-on-and-on.... September 08, 2012

Derp

A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.

Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"

by KingoftheDerpssss February 03, 2012

Derp

The vocal sound to describe a act of dumb, or a view/image of dumb, seen as a meme, and used on image boards(websites unlisted for certain reasons).

derp!

by Crausy December 31, 2010