the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

Derping

scared and coughing

i'm just derping so hard

by My Alias Was Taken December 3, 2020

Derping

Being scared and coughing simultaneously.

Oh god, I was playing this game and I started derping so hard!

by Ratswithhats December 4, 2020

Berp a derp derp

A phrase used to express emotion, typically confusion or happiness.

Suzie: "I just love ice skating!"
Johnny: "Berp a derp derp! What?"

by YoGrannmotha August 28, 2010

Derp

To have a retarded face, or expression causing others to find it funny, creepy or just plain stupid.

Ex. 1 Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of derp because of the faces she makes.

Ex. 2 "I'm bored."
"Me too."
*Awkward silence.*
"Derp."
"Yeah..."

Ex. 3 Jennifer Lawrence Queen of Derp trended on Twitter worldwide. (FACT)

by Swim-on-and-on-and-on.... October 3, 2012

Derp

A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.

Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"

by KingoftheDerpssss March 5, 2012

Derp

The vocal sound to describe a act of dumb, or a view/image of dumb, seen as a meme, and used on image boards(websites unlisted for certain reasons).

derp!

by Crausy December 31, 2010