Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023
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(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012
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Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food
by girlmeat March 20, 2022
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Someone who writes sub par royal fan fiction on Twitter because they lack meaning in their own lives.
The Deranger cried as she typed her 50th appeal to Twitter to reinstate her account.
by Nga-n of your business August 27, 2022
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Mostly salty middle aged white woman with bad Karen haircuts who don’t understand irony, can’t take a decent profile pic to save their lives & took one course in photoshop so they can create badly edited memes only they think are funny. Can be found on Beyoncés internet spewing nonsense about any black/brown woman who looks in the vicinity of a certain ginger royal due to their unhealthy obsession with voluntary subjugation.
“Derangers are to facts like Bruce Wayne is to Batman, you’ll never see them both in the same place”
by Nga-n of your business August 24, 2022
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Derangers is a group of racist & unhinged social media trolls who support Prince William and Kate Middleton, not because of love or deeds but out of extreme hate for Harry and Meghan and their children. They drive negative/ hateful narratives, misinformation and disinformation in cooperation with biased/ racist royalists, royal reporters & experts.
Derangers are frustrated by Harry and Meghan's success outside the royal family.
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A word to describe the unhinged mass of lunatics who are obsessed with the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle and choose to participate in a coordinated attack on her and her family at every possible opportunity because they will believe anything they're told by the British Media, who are also obsessed with the Duchess.
"Derangers have no idea what they are talking about from one moment to the next and have been led up the garden path and left there."

"Derangers will attack Meghan Markle for smiling but will quickly excuse Prince Andrews Epstein connections"

"What is that awful non-stop screeching noise? The Derangers are crying because Meghan is a New York Times Bestseller"

"Derangers can also be high profile "journalists" who actively engage with hate accounts and use their media access and large platforms to spread the hate accounts many unfounded lies"
by VeritasWM December 15, 2021
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