The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
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by Michelle Marks December 5, 2007
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The feeling of sadness, melancholy, and despair after the Olympics are over. Sometimes resulting with laying around all day moping in your house, or watching video highlights of the Olympics to cheer yourself up.
Dude: I'm gonna be so bummed after the closing ceremonies, watching the last 50k cross country ski race broke my little heart.
Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....
Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....
by Timothy Peebody March 1, 2010
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"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
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"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
by RougeRay March 15, 2010
Get the wanker's depression mug.That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"
"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."
"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."
by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013
Get the End-of-Semester Depression mug.The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.
Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.
by KushyKush May 16, 2019
Get the Post Partium Depression mug.The condition that is felt upon returning from a Las Vegas vacation back to real life. Usually lasts 4-5 days. Symptoms include staying in bed all day, heavy drinking by yourself, and attempts to book future visits in the near future. Productivity at work goes down the toilet...
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