Brutally death metal

The act of being extremely freaking awesome. Must some how involve something metal. When seeing something "brutally death metal" one usually says "That was brutally death metal!" followed by the claw.

1. Alyssa and Elyse are brutally death metal.
2. The Amazon rainforest is brutally death metal.
3. Going to work dirty is brutally death metal.

by Elyse S July 30, 2008

Indie Death Metal

A concept we couldn't quite get by EMI Records.

"Dude, I can't pronounce their name, but don't you love that new, obscure, Eurasian, Indie Death Metal band?"
"Leave, indie fag."

by SplodgeOMatic February 8, 2008

Christian Death Metal

(noun) Hard core metal/rock with religious messages; see "Christalica"

I fucking love Jesus!
If you don't believe in God, go to hell!
*insert guitar chord*
*jump into crowd*

by Kate January 14, 2004

Christian Death Metal

Death Metal for those of us who like to headbang and mosh w/o all of the same profanity...although some will always exist

random kid: a death metal based bible study in your basement? sweet
bible study leader: God + angry neighbors = very good

by Churchie August 3, 2005

Christian Death Metal

Should never exist, a couple of punk-ass kids that think they're cool but still are the boy toy of some priest. Death Metal and any sort of "Religion" what-so-ever should never coincide, it's just cheap ass subliminal messaging, which would anger any non-poser metal crowd.

Jimmy: Oh boy, have you listened to that new cd by <insert Christian Death Metal album here>

Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.

by Awesomesaucetasticsauce. January 13, 2009

Death Metal Treatment

Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby

This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2019

Caveman Death Metal

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.

Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"

by Alexis P June 12, 2023