Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014

Dave

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018

to dave

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

by Joe Heller May 6, 2005

Daving

(v.)listening to many Dave Matthews Band (also known as Dave) songs in succession.
(adj.)the look of focus, content, joy and being relaxed while listenng to a Dave Matthews Band song.

v. Jordan was totally Daving the other night, she can now recite all the lyrics to Dave's 'Crash' album.

adj. That girl has such a Daved look on her face, it mus tbe because shes listening too a LeRoi sax solo.

by jordan maly December 25, 2008

Dave

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

by Petesear May 22, 2009

Dave

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011