Muffin Dagger

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.

Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"

by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009

give me the daggers

Originated from Shakespeare's "Macbeth"; it means, basically, "let me do it".

"Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003

Dagga

A Jamaican dance where dudes grind on girls in various ways....DO NOT DO THIS UNLLESS YOU ARE SKILLED THIS DANCE KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE

"A which gyal a ask if a bragga dat? come ova yah so n mek mi dagga dat"

(Which girl's askin if its Bragga? Come over here and let me dagga her)

by HeArTbReAk KiDd June 15, 2009

Alabama Gag Daggler

This act of sexual four play begins with the female lying on her back then flipping her legs back to grab a firm hold of her ankles. This will expose her anus and vagina to face straight up in the air. At this point the man approaches backwards to a hovering position over the female’s anus. He will then proceed to push down on his penis until it is facing straight down in a dangling position towards the female’s anus. After this, a up and down squatting pentatration motion begins until the point of climax. Just before the climax the male moves from the anus directly to the females mouth, whom is still firmly in position, and resumes the dangling motion until a massive pleasurable explosion of cum and feces spues forth, thus causing a gag reflex from the female. Discovered is the late 1800’s in the great state of Alabama, the Gag Daggler made its way into sexual history.

Last night I peformed the Alabama Gag Daggler on my sister Shirley.

by GorillaKillaChilla May 15, 2010

Daggering

Daggering is a Jamaican term used to describe extremely rough sex where the penis is used in a dagger like fashion to repeatedly stab at the vagina in violent and plundering manner. Daggering can be dangerous to both parties and can cause traumatic genital injuries and horrific mutilation of the junk.

I was daggering this transient bitch I met a truck stop when I herd a snap followed by excrutiating pain steming from my dong.

by Herm Nermal April 20, 2009

dagget

another word for a hot dog

We grilled some daggets to add to the baked beans.

by GMTBecky November 3, 2009

dagga

Same as above. Except contrary to popular belief, it does not mean 'holy smokes' in Afrikaans. a few Afrikaans words for it is Zol, pyle, Zaan, giggelgras.

This Zol is some gewd shit. Best dagga ive had in ages.

by div0 April 11, 2005