Dan

Some lying ass fag that gets no girls and lies about his life. He talks shit about his friends behind there backs to feel better about himself.

Dan, “That kids a faggot”

by Micheal Havis November 14, 2019

Danned

1. Getting drunk.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.

1. “Let’s get some beers and get Danned tonight guys.”

2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”

3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”

by Lil Cousin October 23, 2020

Dan

The type of man to finger blast a girl in-front of several people on a couch

Dude 1: yo I pulled a Dan last night
Dude 2: Bro I know I saw it happen

by natedawg9919 November 16, 2018

Dan

Toxic ass fuck , snorts meth for a living

There goes that crackhead Dan

by Derpguy2277 April 20, 2020

Dan

n.; bro slang for dick tan.

Yo bro, laid out naked all day, gotta good base dan goin here.

by sir bustanot September 8, 2010

Dan

A name for water my sister made up when she was high.

i want sum of that there dan. Its water im not crazy.

by deshacakes April 13, 2008

Dan

Dan is the name of a guy who likes to flirt with EVERYONE he cheats on his girlfriend's (if he had any) and he thinks he is slickkk but no he's not he makes people think he is holy and he diffentiley isn't (exposed) I will make sure everyone knows who he is :))

1: hey where is Dan?

2: Swag-ing

1: ??

2: S.till W.anting A. G.irlfriend

by HeyDan December 29, 2017