How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris
by Djs October 25, 2012
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug. by Happyfingers123 November 1, 2021
Get the If I could I wouldmug. by that would be your mother September 19, 2022
Get the how could i be homophobicmug. In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 20, 2014
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug. by SASteamer May 13, 2010
Get the I mean, I could be downmug. A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007
Get the Face only a fist could lovemug. orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
Get the yes but a cordon could be better if scrolledmug.