Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

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Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008

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cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!

me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??

me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!

by donny22 January 21, 2009

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