Corporate Vampire

A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.

This place is full of corporate vampires!

by Flux41 September 2, 2016

corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

corporate survivor

A under-performing employee of a corporation who does whatever it takes to stay employed while maintaining their poor performance.

What happened with Rob?
Ahh, you know, he was about to get busted and transferred to another division. Typical corporate survivor move.

by helrunr August 9, 2019

something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.

You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....

by kid who doesnt want to give out their name June 5, 2005

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho June 1, 2006

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

Corporate Couple

An interracial couple made up of an East Asian woman (Chinese, Thai, Korean, etc. Not Pakistani, Indian, etc.), and a Caucasian male.

Tend to be white collar professionals, and most common in urban areas.

Basically this is due to cultural preferences. Culturally, Asian women like the traits of stability and reliability. So more often then not, these men cannot be classified as "bad boys".

White men like slim, cute women. Many also have a raging case of "Yellow Fever" (but this is not a prerequisite).

Yeah Corporate Couples are very common in this city.

by tacomalo June 12, 2010