corporate survivor

A under-performing employee of a corporation who does whatever it takes to stay employed while maintaining their poor performance.

What happened with Rob?
Ahh, you know, he was about to get busted and transferred to another division. Typical corporate survivor move.

by helrunr August 9, 2019

corporate jackal

A man, or woman, who ruthlessly hijacks or liberates an idea from a well-heeled, intelligent veteran professional. Jackals will liberate ideas moments after you have announced the idea, and somehow spin it to make it look like it was their's.

Mike: I think we should take information a few times a week and have people present their findings at our daily meeting.

Jim: Or, what we could do is at our daily meeting, have people present findings on information pertinent to our business.

Mike: Don't be such a fucking corporate jackal

Jim: Bye now.

by da ali g August 2, 2006

corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.

You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....

by kid who doesnt want to give out their name June 5, 2005

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho June 1, 2006

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

corporate refugee

It is said of someone that has been downsized, displaced or severed from a long time corporate career.
Most of the time this results in the loss of stability, identity, structure and community.

One morning during the summer of 2002 I was having coffee with a Director of HR. We were friends, so it was nothing out of the ordinary. Out of the blue he said to me, "We need to find you another job!" That was the beginning of the end of my decades long career with a large corporation and the beginning of a very painful journey as another corporate refugee.

by Victor Pino September 25, 2007