Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)

Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.

by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019

bloody corndog

Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period

I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.

by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011

chummy corndog

When you defecate in your hand and put it in your mouth, chew it up, and proceed to give a blowjob

Don’t knock chummy corndogs till you try them

by nolli45 November 8, 2021

Rotten Corndog

Usually not the brightest bulb in the box and a pretty vile person.

Man, he is such a rotten corndog. I hope I never see him again.

by sayi'myou'll5ever July 11, 2020

nutella corndog

Having anal sex with a dirty butthole.

Bro I just fucked Mayas brains out but when we pulled out of her asshole I had a Nutella corndog

by Goteem247 October 5, 2021

Corndog Queen

The current corn dog queen is Johnna Perkins of Ohio. A corn dog queen isn’t a lady who lives for corn dogs, she is overweight and loves fuckboys.

Johnna is the 2020 corndog Queen.

by ScratchTheSniff April 21, 2020

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022