coolers

singular- cooler

One solid alcoholic beverage that contains .5% alchol. This beverage is the biggest wankster drink ever. Commonly sold at such stores as IGA, this drink is the best wannabe drink of all time.

"Hey dude, this poop is getting boring, lets hop on over to IGA and get coolers!"

"oya once"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

cooler

a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

copperhead

A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.

There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.

by the pope June 11, 2004

cooler

synonym for jail

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

This kid I went to school with got thirty days in the cooler for fleeing the police while drunk

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Cum-copter

projected load of jit that exits the penis with such force as to cause a spinning motion somewhat similar to that of a helicopter roter in motion.

Her forehead makes a great landing pad for a cum-copter.

by C. Hinchey June 2, 2008

copper river

an adjective meaning very high quality.

Origin: Copper River Salmon, a very high quality expensive sushi salmon from alaska only in season one month out of the year.

did you see that shorty? her ass was copper river!

by Horace Grant July 19, 2005

wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005