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Construction Language

Construction Language:

Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.

"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"

- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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Construction Safari

pretending to inspect random site equipment to look busy at work
Piet is clearly on construction Safari today
by Kobus Guinea June 4, 2019
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fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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Inherent construct

Words you throw around to confuse people, when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Usually accompanied by phrases like: 'The harsh reality' and 'To contextualise' depending on the level of confusion to be instilled.
The harsh reality is that the inherent construct of thus project is just not defined or understood. We first need to contextualise the relevancy before moving forward.
by Derp101 June 23, 2014
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Broa constrictor

It's a bro who bros with the best of them, but as the friendship develops, he becomes possessive in his utlilization of the bro code. He questions who you bro with and fundamentally how you bro.
Bryce was chill at first. We watched some games, crushed some beers, but this one night, I said I had to peace out early to go get it in with Connor's cousin and he went all broa constrictor on me.
by CandyReid November 18, 2016
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Construction Worker

A woman who uses tools to her advantage.
Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."

Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that

Dante:True
by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011
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constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting
Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.
by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014
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