A machine used to emulate reality or to escape reality all together. It is the saving grace of the post-modern childhoods, and some adult-hoods.
video game console e. g. (xbox, play station, gameboy, nintendo DS, sega dreamcast, virtual boy, r-zone, game com, gamecube, atari 2600, gamebuino, Nintendo Entertainment System, Wii, sega genesis...)
by CFreezerBurnC April 10, 2014
by GTX 1080ti June 8, 2017
some 12 year old who only plays on console and thinks they're cool and throws the match and wants to liked by everyone and gets no kills and has to cry themselves to sleep every night
by console widowmaker October 20, 2017
N. A term used by Insecure or Pretentious PC Gamers to refer to console gamers, with the intent of making them feel better about themselves.
by Nuttjob97 November 30, 2017
by liverpool November 11, 2013
by Nick The Name October 20, 2019
A complex position only recommended for veteran parking lot heroes, where the male participant lies stomach up on the centre console, while the female participant ( or other male if that's what your into) proceeds to ride the hog viciously while holding onto the " oh Jesus handles" of the vechile and holds on for dear life
Man did you see Jamal and shenika doing the centre console cowgirl yesterday during lunch?
Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time
Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time
by EWC2K17 June 6, 2017