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Gay Communist

A moronic insult used by homophobic rightwingers against liberals.
Dr. Dipshit likes to call people gay communists.
by DKIA May 7, 2005
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communist hippy

one who uses a macbook
hey, check out my macbook!

only communist hippy use macbooks
by lannna February 20, 2009
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A group of brave revoultionist that have started the first ever college based communist party. The group attends a religouse privite school located in the north Georgia mountians that is home to the crazed Zell Miller. For a long time only the college republicans exisited on this campus, but from the ashes have risen the Proles' to overtake the power.
The Young Harris college communist work to spread equality for the student body of the conservitive Young Harris college community.
by The Bolsheviks April 13, 2005
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Communists

People who took the teachings of socialism too far, and too a point where it was so restrictive they were unable to install a democracy and had to combine the socialist system with a dictatorship.
Assorted Revolutionaries: Lets Make a Socialist state!
All: OK!
All: Oops!!!
by aSocialist October 8, 2003
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Communist Russia

a beautiful utopia where everyone lives in perfect harmony everyone has the same belief and no one argues about politics ever
by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018
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CommunisticWeeb

Gay af except when he's with his Spicy
Yo, CommunisticWeeb is a fag.
But doesn't he have a girlfriend?
She's a fag too
by LetTheFurriesLive April 19, 2019
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communist

The follower of an ideology based on the premise that there should be state control over the means of production. This means that all farms and factories henceforth belong to the government. Private property is also abolished. This means everything you own now belongs to the state. While this system breeds corruption, as a few men are left to handle the resources of an entire nation, this system still sees its fair share of supporters in the west. Perhaps the most prominent communist regime was the Soviet Union, widely known for its corrupt political system, and tendency to machine gun its own people.

Communists claim to follow the ideals set forth by Karl Marx. however, Marx's ideas were very vague, so this led to spin offs from his original idea. Leninism, Stalinism, and Maoism are perhaps the three biggest break-offs from the original ideas of Marx.

While there have been claims that "Communism hasn't been implemented properly," such claims have not stood up to the test of time. Giving a small group of elites control of a nation will always lead to a dictatorship.
Communist: "Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Worker: Sounds good! Where do I start?
Communist: Well for starters, I need all your possessions.

Worker: Wait? what???
Communist: You must share your wealth for the common good Comrade!
Worker: Is that all?
Communist: Well... I also need you to do backbreaking work at the factory tomorrow.

Worker: And if I don't?
Communist: Then you are an enemy of the state. You will be tried, and executed.
Worker: What are my rights?

Communist: Rights? Rights are capitalist propaganda comrade!
by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016
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