gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017

Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

by Flashtopher May 8, 2018

Pusstopher Columbus

Term for someone who seemed down for the cause but when it's showtime they back out.

We were all set to boost those tools at home Depot until pusstopher Columbus decided it wasn't the right thing to do

by Driculousness May 15, 2021

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

by Jerry November 30, 2003

columbus guy

1.a student of one of the worst schools in miami.
2.poor
3.hang out with busted st brendan or worse, public school girls.
4.jealous of rich good looking belen guys.

That columbus guy is a big soft vagina.

by mrpopular April 6, 2005

Columbus Ontanaro

The savior of any Scarf/Brolet for his great leadership made him captain of the JuneBug Ship.

Columbus Ontanaro sailed on and off shore.

by The Alex July 2, 2005

columbus day

"...is as crazy as hitler day"

Dude1- what yo doin' columbus day?
Dude2- If you heard i was celebratin' that's a world-wide LIE!

by Gwando November 9, 2003