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coconuting

act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.
"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
by nordhaus January 22, 2014
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coconut grove

A jungle-like division of miami. Mostly full of liberals. And people who hate Home Depot.
by shaayna May 8, 2005
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coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has
"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."
by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008
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coconut ghost

The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas.
Adam Lambert: It's poetry guys. It's abstract. It's purpose is for the reader to find their own message in it. :)

UlrikaE: Coconut Ghost = The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas?

Adam Lambert: Hahaha clever girl
by Glambert1877 September 6, 2009
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Purple Coconut

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.
by Aennus March 13, 2011
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Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.
Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.
by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010
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coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019
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