Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

pulling a cleaveland

Using every device possible that can connect to the internet to look at porn, expecialy if its your friends!

Jake: Dude where is my ipod touch?
Kyle: i think ryan is in the bathroom pulling a cleaveland

by Truckle is the man September 2, 2009

Dropped a cleave

Used to describe when a girl has worn an article of clothing which reveals significant cleavage.

Damn! Did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!

by Asskickexpert February 18, 2011

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

cleaned

To get knocked the fuck out

Mark: "you see that knockout?!"
Jamal " yeah that nigga got cleaned up"

by lanycuntfuck April 23, 2015

White Dragon Cleaves the Mountains

a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.

Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.

by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012

Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004