classic mike

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

by swayze89 September 18, 2012

Classic Paul

Helping an attractive work colleague and then spending the next 3 weeks stalking them on all social media platforms

She was quite attractive.
Yeah, might have to do a Classic Paul on that one

by Ouzify October 31, 2019

It's a classic

An excuse for an embarrassing song in found in one's music library

Person A: "Really man? You have 'Stacy's Mom' on here?"
Person B: "Dude, it's a classic"

by Lax13 August 1, 2010

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.

1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!

by Neil S. April 6, 2008

classic rock

An umbrela term for a large aray of guitar-driven music; much of the music falling under the term come from vastly different time periods and much of it have very little in common. This allows groups such as the Sex Pistols and The Beatles to be held in the same context. An example of confusion this term perpetrates is that Steely Dan and Boston are the same genre. This sort of confusion continues into infinity. Any guitar-led band from 1965 to 1989 has probably been considered "classic rock" on a few occasions.

Joseph: "Say, Mel, I hear the kids are calling Guns 'n' Roses 'classic rock' these days."

Melatrophine: "They call Bob Dylan and Neil Young 'classic rock,' too.

Joseph: "I must say, thay makes no sence at all."

by KunteKinte March 24, 2008