Chia-Pits

When one's armpits are so hairy, it looks like a Chia Pet.

"That was disgusting! That girl at the bar has Chia-Pits!"

by A Man With No Hands March 9, 2010

Chedaphile

A cheddar who drives around in his truck hitting on young teenage girls or boys.

Oh my god that guy is a total chedaphile he was checking out my booty

by Gary J. Busey June 12, 2010

chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.

How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.

by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011

chadass

A badass who is a chad.

Person 1: “I just got dumped but her sister started hitting me up.”
Person 2: “You’re such a chadass dude.”

by maddass June 7, 2018

CHIA CHEST

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.

DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!

by KEY WEST CHICK April 2, 2019

Chiadult

A young adult who still depends on family for financial and or other forms of support.

My chiadult is a freshman in college. My 24 year old Chiadult just got a job.

by NaNa1218 May 22, 2020

chia seed

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.

That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.

by Basil Chicken September 18, 2020