One who is so fat he needs to have an I.V. of cheeseburgers being pumped into his body 24 hours a day. Even through all this, he still finds time to be a fat fuck
Some fat lazy lardo who is too fat to do anything, so he is usually seen munchin down on cheeseburgers from any restraunt. He also has a large gut that bulges out, resembling a globe.
Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.