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Liberty Caps

The type of magic mushroom found in Scotland (P. semilanceata)
yeah lets go pick some Liberty Caps
by Marshall Law November 12, 2004
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chapstick

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird
by lescori January 27, 2009
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Chapstick Tube

Someone who has a dick reminiscent of a chapstick tube in size and shape.
My friend Julian has a chapstick tube in his pants.
The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.
by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005
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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014
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freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
by elizzangel January 23, 2009
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Bustin CAPS

To type in all capital letters as a loud or aggressive show of manner towards someone or something.

Also used as a way of yelling during instant and/or text message conversations.
I've been bustin CAPS since I was old enough to type.

She was all mad and bustin CAPS in our instant message conversation. I tried to get her to undo the "caps lock" key, BUT SHE JUST KEPT YELLING!!
by btran July 7, 2011
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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions
Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian
by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021
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