never change

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.

1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

by LebronJonDeBlonsky March 2, 2015

Changing Flavours

A term that was first brought up in a classic Joey Diaz story from the Joe Rogan Podcast. How one would describe someone who just did a fart that is so putrid, so foul, so unprecedented, that it can cause one's eyes to tear up.

"I blew a fart that was so bad, the teachers were going, 'oh my god he's changing flavours!'"

by m5gnolia February 28, 2020

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

and some change

Used in general when there is a little bit more than expected of a certain thing - be it money, years, people, clothes, gas, inches, whatever.

Richard: How old are you Jane?
Jane: Seventeen and some change.

by tainted June 25, 2005

Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges

• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.

by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009

Chang Thunderwang

"Chad" is the meme male name of a Chad, who we assume is American.

Therefore, "Chang" is the meme male name of a Chang, who is Asian and most likely Chinese.

All Ethnic Variations:

Black - Tyrone

Latino - Chadriguez/Rico/Carlos

Asian - Chang Thunderwang

Indian - Chadpreet

Native American - Chief

French - Gaston

Italian - Tony/Tommy

Portuguese - Afonso

Brazilian - Ricardão/Chadinei

English - Jason

Russian - Ivan Erohin ( Иван Ерохин)

Arabic - Chaddam

German - Carlos

Persian - Soroosh

Turkish - Berkecan

Dog - Buster

Asian Drama Addict #1: Hu Yi Tian is a tall handsome Chang.
Asian Drama Addict #2: More like Chang Thunderwang lmao.

by changthunderwang August 7, 2020

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010