CBS

CBS (Chronic Boner Syndrome) is the terrible affliction where a man, no matter what he does, cannot get rid of an erection.

"I had CBS all morning. I even thought of your mom naked and it wouldn't go away."

by Matt Yarn Allen March 09, 2007

CBS

Coke Bottle Shits. This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the CBS all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself

by -d August 28, 2006

CBS

Creaking
Bed
Syndrome

sex on a squeakie bed!

Last night my roomate had a bad case of CBS.

by Tulle April 28, 2004

CB Unit

Derived from the OG G Unit. A schmokin place far east of Canada in one of the Northern Maritime provinces. Home to some of the most obvi bangin people you'll ever meet who love the colors pink and camo and like to pick up litter. Mascot is Furgus the ginormous cat.

You chillin in the CB Unit this weekend.

by Summerell August 15, 2006

fireman cb

A man who saves the day by putting out fires and helping the general public

ohh dont worry its fireman CB

by cbj August 02, 2006

cb radio

n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up.

(Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.)

Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad.
Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it?
Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other...
(Jay interupts)
Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL
Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week?
Jay: *burp*
Tanya: *sigh*
(Tanya leaves abruptly)
Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio?
Jay: What?

by def August 09, 2006

CB

abbreviation for cynical bitch; aka troy

Troy! Stop being a CB!

by Troy Young December 22, 2003