Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

Shit chauffeur

Also "Shit Showfer"

One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.

"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."

by stripeypajamas November 6, 2017

high caff

when the tea/ drama is so intense and juicy

“Did you hear? Jane and Katy got into a fight because Katy started dating Jane’s ex!”
”Omg that’s high caff"

by wecantsnow.io December 20, 2018

pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

caffeinate

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine

Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!

by m f luder August 23, 2011

caffeine and green

The act of waking up, making fresh coffee and drinking it while partaking in the burning and inhaling of the devils lettuce.

Cecilia woke up and brewed fresh coffee and smoked. She had her caffeine and green

by LilySunshine1994 March 31, 2019

CAFUFFLE

TO CAUSE A SCENE or a spectacle

that guy was so angry today, he caused such a cafuffle....

by JOHNNY1NIL March 21, 2007