Wet canyon

When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.

"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"

by LordSqueezy June 29, 2017

canyon baby

One who was born in a canyon, usually of European descent and of the lower class.

Why are Cletus' parents never around, and why is that dirty canyon baby always playing in the canyon?

by Dawl-E Lloma March 31, 2014

fudge canyon

when a man shits between a woman's boobs and smooshes them together, thus forming a canyon of fudge

dude, i totally fudge canyoned barbara

by gouldy32 April 10, 2011

Lost Canyon

Lost Canyon is an amazing Younglife camp. There is so many awesome things there. It will be the best time of your life

Younglife leader: you should totally come to Lost Canyon!
You: I would love to!

by you will probably love me July 19, 2018

Dry Canyon

A woman's sexual orifice that has not been used in a while, and therefore becomes dry and dusty.

"Don't go near Lily's pussy, I hear she's got a real dry canyon!"

by thedrummerthing7 September 6, 2013

canyon yodeling

Humming, singing and vocalizing while performing anilingus.

Dan got through two verses of the Star Spangled Banner while canyon yodeling Michael's manhole.

by past imperfect March 21, 2009

Crammed Canyon

When a male shits on a females vagina, then pushes the shit into her using his penis.

Guy: Hey look at that! (pointing)
Girl: what? (looks away)
Guy: (shits on girls vagina)
Girl: EWW! WTF?!
Guy: (goes to town before girl has time to react)

One way to have a crammed canyon ^^^

by JoeFlo January 26, 2006