Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.
by Gojai August 24, 2017

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.
by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".
by satxjq March 31, 2010

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.
Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.
by Ward Larson August 2, 2007

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
by BRIANHANSEN May 28, 2006

Popular Film series by cokshot films. Cable Clerks the begining, Cable Clerks, Cable Clerks 3. Mainly Follows David, Wayne, Evan, Fish, and Lbox and Mwad. myspace.com/cokshotfilms.
Cable Clerks is a film made by cokshot films. there is two seqeuls to cable clerks, and a prequel. all in all the four films are good. CCTB, and CC3 having the best quality.
by Randy Beasley September 17, 2007

by lad1738 December 9, 2016
