To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.
Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.
Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?
Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.
Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.
Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?
Mike: 5.5.
Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?
Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.
Sid: Redic.
Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?
Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.
Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.
Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?
Mike: 5.5.
Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?
Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.
Sid: Redic.
by modenapsu May 25, 2011
(Verb) To do or say something that causes extreme embarassment or shame to someone. (see also... bumpy)
(1.) "You got bumped when Mr. Ricks caught you cheating." (2.) "When you dropped your dropped your shorts in gym, you bubmped yourself". (3.) Dude, that was a MAJOR bump!"
by spiderdude July 24, 2004
a hot and sexy kind of music that turns miss katie on when she hears it....is most hot when it comes from the bass in a car
by kt mack March 12, 2005
by I, Wreckerrr January 14, 2017
Racist term describing the preferred bass drum heavy musical tastes of black people, racistly referred to as monkeys or gorillas (i.e. jungle inhabitants). Rap or hip-hop.
by CapGunHero July 13, 2018
The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.
John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"
Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
by Ariatia October 30, 2013
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
by Nick boatington November 05, 2021