buffer smoke

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

by 003Labs June 23, 2008

dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)

Dude... we need a homo-buffer.

by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005

buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.

Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!

by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009

Bufferfucked

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.

"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."

by Philostopher May 13, 2012