It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.
by Dins25 August 29, 2007
A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
by stat1cn0ise April 02, 2024
by @TheRealJamesSmith March 26, 2022
A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.
Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020
The act of twisting a water bottle, popping the top off, and inhaling the little bit of vapor that comes out.
by cat caravan February 05, 2016
A blanket genre of music in which artist are limited by little to no income and are forced to be creative with the development of their music, image, publicity etc. as a result.
by howisthishandlealreadyinuse June 11, 2018
The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.
by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011