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Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.
Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.
by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012
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Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!
Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.
by Jessica March 13, 2004
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Deserved Better

“Carl deserved better, he died to fast
by ElizabethPakinan May 2, 2018
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mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
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Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?
A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*
by spenshar October 6, 2021
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better yet

New idea that is better than the already good one mentioned before
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.
by sertralean January 17, 2021
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flange batter

This is commonly British termanology for when the juices of a female come out of the vagina. This "vagina" produces flange batter during what is known as foreplay.

Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.
- Darling, you must have been horny tonight, your flange batter is all over my sheets. Wow thats wet!

- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.
by Marc588 June 29, 2006
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