Borked

To be messed up. To not turn out the way it's meant to.

Oh man, I borked this pancake!

by Darianna June 08, 2020

Borked

"fukt", messed up, non functional, broken.

"I changed a setting in the engine and now it's all borked" - Alex

by Aldarith February 08, 2022

borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Borked

A cool Word you use as your licence-plate in Norway

Ha, look he just borked his phone!

by Bablab April 26, 2021

Borked

1. To have botched something up beyond repair.

2. When something is botched up beyond repair.

Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."

by mentalkid123 May 17, 2018

borked

it's like barking but funnier so in the seed of your dog saying bark bark he says bork bork and the action that he did was he borked.

my dog totally borked at me today

by a fucking furry July 27, 2020

Borked

To trick or put someone off there game

Bruv you borked the shit out of them

by Ledgeblood January 05, 2018