bloop

A high flyball that falls for a single between an outfielder and an infielder. (used in baseball)

That will fall in for a bloop single.

by Ben HT May 14, 2007

Bloop

describing the utterly confused state you are in.

Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!

by SaM April 9, 2004

Bloopying

The act of whiffing or missing easy shots in a FPS game. Examples include but are not limited to, emptying your whole magazine without killing an enemy and having Parkinson’s aim.

You have to stop bloopying your shots.

by Tesphy February 15, 2021

the bloop

The Bloop was a sound that was heard by the scientists in NOAA (Well, a few heard it), which was pointed out to be either the sound of Cthulhu's wailing, or a freaking mermaid. And that's very creepy. These mermaids seem to be creepy. Very. OK, off-topic. If you want to know more, go to Wikipedia.

Crap, "the bloop" was scary as hell!

Did that mermaid make "the bloop" again?

by Dark-Fire-That-Consumes-Souls August 20, 2013

bloopie

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008

Bloop

Putting weed and tobacco in a bong or bubbler and snapping it down in one rip. The standard amount of tobacco to bud ratio is 50/50. The idea is to snap it all down in one rip to create a whopping dome rush ending in drool in the trash and heavy breathing. After countless trial and error it has been determined that the best device for consuming a bloop is a straight shot bong 2 ft. in height. They can sometimes result in serious injury, blackout, or seizures. Other names are, bloobie, blooper, moler, mokie, spinner, and domer.

Hey man lets go snap bloops through the roor.

John took a fat bloop and had a seizure, it was so gnarly!

by kalihiwai December 13, 2010

Bloop

the noise of a fish.
commonly said aloud.

Person one: BLOOP
Person two: what was that?
Person one: A FISH!

by Kateeee September 10, 2007