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E.B. Bonskeebee

weed, the ganja, stinky green, mary jane
You got that E.B. Bonskeebee? Im gonna get fuckin wrecked.
by Rumble January 2, 2006
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bonobo

1. (verb) to resolve a conflict in a peaceful manner
2. (verb) having sexual intercourse after a conflict, participating in make up sex
1. The two groups had been rivals for many years, but once they sat down and talked with each other they were able to bonobo their issues.
2. They were fighting all night but they must have made up becuase they've been bonoboing all morning.
by Daughter Earth November 29, 2007
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bonobo

A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 5, 2007
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bonable

a way to describe a boneable person in a way as to not let your boy/girl friend know that you are talking about someone else.
Yo, did you see that girl? She's bonable.
by Marvin Aceves February 22, 2005
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bonsai Facebook

Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010
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Bonobo

A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.

The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)

The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.

When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.
Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"

Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"
by Joumasepoes123 January 18, 2011
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bonsai

The art of growing small trees -OR- reshaping kittens by confining them in a small container until their structure has conformed to the shape of the container.
People who bonsai their cats sicken me.
by wcgold December 25, 2004
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