"This lasagna bonks ass"
"I thought this party was gonna suck but it bonks ass"
"My marriage was on the rocks, but after seeing a marriage counselor it bonks ass"
"I thought this party was gonna suck but it bonks ass"
"My marriage was on the rocks, but after seeing a marriage counselor it bonks ass"
by Oblong Pearl April 24, 2018
Get the Bonks Assmug. Marijuana leaves, that are dried, chopped up and sold cheaper than regular marijuana.
Sometimes even sold as regular marijuana to people who don't know much about it.
Sometimes even sold as regular marijuana to people who don't know much about it.
by pot_gardner May 5, 2009
Get the Bonk Weedmug. A game similar to "Punch Buggy" in which players try to spot "Donks" (excessively lifted cars, especially Impalas, with gigantic wheels, outrageous paint jobs, and faux-expensive accessories). Once a player spots a Donk, he must yell "Donk Bonk!" and is permitted to punch another person near him*. Generally played while in a moving vehicle, pedestrians can play too. The creators of this game strongly advise against punching the driver in such a way that you all end up like poor, poor Ryan Dunn.
*While anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.
*While anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.
('93 Monte Carlo with 35" rims and a Cookie Monster custom paint job rolls past)
Me: DONK BONK! (punches you)
You: Rats!
Me: DONK BONK! (punches you)
You: Rats!
by Rad Cactus June 28, 2011
Get the Donk Bonkmug. by misky79 April 6, 2009
Get the nipple bonkmug. by sillylittlefatman April 1, 2009
Get the bonk mug. 
when you are walking down the street and you or someone you see is walking in stride but your rear end seems to be moving as if it is a completely different entity. It jiggles and bounces almost in the opposite direction of each stride.
by DaddyReaper January 18, 2022
Get the Bonk Donkin'mug.